I am on a mission.
I have a job for you. You can do anything, right? Because I'm going to put your skills to the test.
I need you to make me shoe-grandchildren. And not just ANY shoe-grandchildren. Shoe-grandchildren made from my shoes and Jon's shoes. I provide a picture to help guide you in your quest.
Okay, so Jon's shoe is nearly invisible, but it's a flip flop. They all look the same. If need be, I can GET YOU THE SHOE.
So, I need to know. CAN YOU DO IT, PETE? No no, I KNOW you can... But will you? My happiness rests on your shoulders and your shoulders alone.
Also, my post is cooler than Ryan's because it's got an awesome picture.